1941
By B - 9-20-05
in celebration of One Year of The Dugout.
Click pictures for player info.

some_goddamn_flapper:   Hello Joe, what do you know?
Joltin_Joe:   We need a hit so here I go!
some_goddamn_flapper:   He started baseball's famous streak, that's got us all aglow!  He's just a man and not a freak,
Joltin' Joe DiMaggio!
YankeeStadium:   JOE JOE, DIMAGGIO.  WE WANT YOU ON OUUUUR SIIIIDE
Joltin_Joe:   BAAAALL ONE!
YankeeStadium:   YEAH!
Joltin_Joe:   BAAAALL TWO!
YankeeStadium:   YEAH!
Joltin_Joe:   STRIKE ONE!
YankeeStadium:   BOOOO!
Joltin_Joe:   STRIKE TWO!
YankeeStadium:   BOOO kill that umpire!
Joltin_Joe:   FOUL TIP TO THE RIGHT SIDE!
YankeeStadium:   uh, YEAH OKAY
Joltin_Joe:   SOFTLY HIT GROUNDER DOWN THE THIRD BASE LINE, ROLLS FOUL!
YankeeStadium:   STILL ALIVE!
Joltin_Joe:   FOUL TIP TO THE RIGHT SIDE!
YankeeStadium:   QUICKLY LOSING INTEREST!

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