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some_goddamn_flapper:
Hello Joe, what do you know? |
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Joltin_Joe:
We need a hit so here I go! |
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some_goddamn_flapper:
He started baseball's famous streak, that's got us all aglow! He's
just a man and not a freak,
Joltin' Joe DiMaggio! |
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YankeeStadium:
JOE JOE, DIMAGGIO. WE WANT YOU ON OUUUUR SIIIIDE |
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Joltin_Joe:
BAAAALL ONE! |
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YankeeStadium:
YEAH! |
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Joltin_Joe:
BAAAALL TWO! |
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YankeeStadium:
YEAH! |
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Joltin_Joe:
STRIKE ONE! |
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YankeeStadium:
BOOOO! |
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Joltin_Joe:
STRIKE TWO! |
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YankeeStadium:
BOOO kill that umpire! |
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Joltin_Joe:
FOUL TIP TO THE RIGHT SIDE! |
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YankeeStadium:
uh, YEAH OKAY |
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Joltin_Joe:
SOFTLY HIT GROUNDER DOWN THE THIRD BASE LINE, ROLLS FOUL! |
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YankeeStadium:
STILL ALIVE! |
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Joltin_Joe:
FOUL TIP TO THE RIGHT SIDE! |
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YankeeStadium:
QUICKLY LOSING INTEREST! |