1941
By B - 9-20-05
in celebration of One Year of The Dugout.
Click pictures for player info.

SeventhInningItch:   Hey, you're Joe DiMaggio aren't you?
Joltin_Joe:   ROOM SERVICE HELP
SeventhInningItch:   No no no!  Don't run away!  Here, let me stand over this air vent.  Hold on
SeventhInningItch:   There, a coy look at my vagina. 
Joltin_Joe:   Aren't you interested in whether I'm married or not?
SeventhInningItch:   Oh, I'm not interested at all.
Joltin_Joe:   Well, I'm not.
SeventhInningItch:   That's very interesting! ^_^
Joltin_Joe:   All right, I just shaved my penis down to take off thee-quarters of an ounce.  It's just right.  But if we're going to hook up, you're going to have to find a girl for my pal Dickey.
SeventhInningItch:   Tee hee!  That's not a problem.  HEY DAPHNE, THE BOYS WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
SomeLikeItOnAIM:  Baseball diamonds are a girl's best friend!
dickey_vale:  VA-VA-VOOM!

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